spikespiegell:

do ya ever bring your pet up to a mirror and ur like “that you”

anyth1ng3ut0rdin4ry:

I have an idea son, why don’t we drive to the nearest cliff and see if the law of gravity applies to you.

boredvirgin:

i find it funny that i have followers like are you aware im a loser

wotdafuck:

do you ever close a really important tab by accident and you just

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vaspim:

Idk *masturbates*

lizziemcganja:

friend: i’m getting mcdonalds you want anything?

me: i don’t have money

friend: it’s all good, i’ll pay

me:

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svvords:

is it too much to ask to get 100 dollars from every rich person in the world